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fire away       22 year old masshole

caliborm:

sweatercider:

valjeanvaljean:

alohisha:

i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

OH MY GOD there are TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

Thank god this is back

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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— 1 day ago with 45660 notes

Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)

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— 1 day ago with 22540 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

showing up at a party uninvited

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Anonymous asked: What did you get on your SAT's?


Answer:

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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